My Peremptory Mandate of Calling for the Resignation of Mr. Joseph Ratzinger, as the Pope of the Roman Catholic Church
Dear Mr. Joseph Ratzinger,
It is now over a month since I have written my letter to you (November 13, 45 R.E.) demanding your attendance here in Fountain Hills, Arizona on November 24, 45 R.E. Because you have failed to show up, I have no choice but to demand your resignation as Pope effective immediately. I also have noticed that there is speculation of the frailty of your health. This should give you an indication confirming my demand for you to step down. This is an order coming from Christ, Retire!
Saturday, December 17, 45 R. E. (2011)